What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?